Snot Bubble Stories

How many people out there have heard stories from your friends that are so wrong, but it still made snot-bubbles shoot straight out your nose? I know I have. It's the kind of stories that make you feel bad that you actually laugh at them, but you just can't help it. I guess politically incorrect stuff has always struck my funny bone. All it took was one look at my best friend while watching a video about starving kids in Africa and we both would lose it. Not because it was funny, I really can't explain why. Of course we would get in trouble for stuff like that...It was the 'gifted' class and for some reason, we would always bust out laughing at the wrong time. My friend was always the one who got into trouble even though we were both to blame. The teacher was African-American and I guess because my friend was also African-American that he expected a little bit more from him and thus he received the brunt of the censures.

I guess you'll run across something every now and then that will make you cry because you laugh so hard. It's like watching 'Sponge Bob' for the first time ever with a drunken friend and it's 3:00 AM. Other things that I've seen at 3:00 AM with the same drunken friend include the Discovery Channel showing clips of Gorillas eating their own feces as well as the ultimate in gut splitting entertainment, the penis-gourd tribe of Papua New Guinea. I don't think I've ever laughed so hard at anything in my life. These mugs attach gourds to their penises and chase wild boars with spears through the rain forest. I don't know of anyone who could watch that with a straight face, you'd have to be a robot or something. Penis gourd tribesman, not a bad idea for a Halloween costume, I'll have to keep that in mind.


Penis Gourd Dude

Whether it's a story of a retarded kid with a huge penis hanging out of his biker shorts or that same retarded kid being sloshed around in a port-a-john, you know it's wrong, but you have to chuckle. There are so many things in this world that are not funny, but when you happen to laugh at those things, you question what's wrong with yourself. I know I have and I still haven't figured it out, but that might take billions in research. I'm open to donations, so feel free.