Uncle BM

Uncle BM



The voice mail message above is one my uncle left my parents when they were out of town, he thought they were dodging his phone calls. Why would they do something like that?

Uncle BM is allergic to peanut butter, and that is a known fact. It makes him break out in a rash and severely hampers his ability to cook meth and eggs. Uncle BM is the real redneck version of Jeff Foxworthy, they could have been separated at birth. I would post a picture to prove this point but the only ones online are mug shots and it just doesn't feel right.