Over the years my good friend G-Dog has said some pretty outrageous stuff, all of which while intoxicated. Here are some things he has said that vividly stand out:
1. "I sure will be glad when they burn this f**cking whore palace down!" - By 'whore palace', he meant a nightclub called Time, which used to be located at the Charlie Goodnight's complex in Raleigh. He said this while walking in the parking lot going to the car to leave. There were two girls walking right next to us...Needless to say, they did not give us their number.
2. "I'm the ugliest man in the world." - He used to use this pick-up line frequently at frat parties. Even if the girl seemed interested in him at first, after uttering those famous words, they usually had to leave for some odd reason.
3. "Don't worry, If you swallow that watch, you'll just sh*t it out in the morning." - It's hard to believe, but yes, he actually did say this to a girl at a party. Don't ask why, the normal human brain cannot comprehend such things.
4. "Bluuuuuuuh!" - Last but not least, this is what he would yell out at the top of his lungs without warning. He did this probably for three straight years before finally getting tired of it. You got used to it after a while and nowadays you kind of miss it.
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