Got Herpes?

Well, apparently you do. At least that's what my friend, a Valtrex sales-rep, would tell you. He'll tell you a lot of things about herpes that you really don't want to know. The details get more graphic in direct proportion to his blood-alcohol level. From what I gather, GlaxoSmithKline makes their reps watch countless hours of herpes footage, kind of like preparing for the big game on Sunday. The only thing missing is John Madden and a telestrator. This kid went on and on about things he's witnessed at clinics and conferences. All the while, your Cheetos aren't looking so tasty anymore and you just wish he sold Ritalin so that he could give himself a free sample and calm the fudge down. Click on the little sucker below to find out more about herpes from the American Social Health Association.